Welcome to the End Around, a weekly look back at the world of the National Football League. serves as your guide.It was a good week for ...1. Andy Dalton: The Glowing Gingerman is, um, kind of a . Everything is different now.2. Todd Gurley:Five games in and he's already 3. Nonagenarians: 90-year-old Martha Ford of the with a wave of the hand, then delivered a blink-and-you'll-mi s-it pre s conference that had everything but a mic drop.It was a bad week for ...1. fans: You're ... again. You deserve better.2. Jim Caldwell: Poor Jim, he's lamest of . He might as well coach with Enes Kanter Jersey his stuff in a cardboard box on the sideline.3. Colin Kaepernick: Getting benched for is about as bad as it gets.I can't shake the feeling that ODB knows the camera is on himThe little moment at the end with Eli slays me. Speaking of Manning brothers ... Throwback Thursday On A Friday Steve Sabol interviewing a young Peyton Manning. NFL Films (@NFLFilms) As someone who lived it, I can attest that the outfit Manning is wearing in this 1998 interview with the late Steve Sabol was considered fashionable at the time. The late 90s were weird like Trevor Ariza Jersey that. I mean, it wasn't cool, per se, but wearing baggy khakis with an Aeropostale button down was standard white dude attire at the time.For further evidence, please consult the crazy person who of every opening credits sequence in the history of Dawson's Creek. The exact moment I knew the Browns had no chance on ThursdayI'm kidding, but Johnny Football needs to a) wear a seatbelt and b) have a conversation with his lady -- a civil, sober conversation that doesn't involve the authorities -- about the pitfalls of social media.FYI, Manziel's jam is "Jumpman", off the the new Drake and Future album.And here's Manziel doing his best Ronaldo impre sion after his touchdown pa s against the . There is a certain sadne s to the solidarity of the celebration:An update on Dallas BryantWe told you a couple weeks back about 's new pet, a capuchin named Dallas. Turns out that PETA is not super pumped about a monkey living with a multi-millionaire football player who travels on busine s every other week."Monkeys belong in the wild -- not in the hands of football players who acquire exotic animals just to make a splash on Instagram," says PETA Foundation Deputy Director of Captive Animal Law Enforcement Brittany Peet. (Ed. note: Burn.) "This baby capuchin was torn away from his mother shortly after birth and needs special care that can now only be provided by wildlife experts who will be able to ensure that he gets the love and attention he deserves."Damn, PETA always knows how to drop the hammer. "aware of 's alleged illegal po se sion of a Capuchin monkey within the city limits of DeSoto, TX," but don't have proof that Dallas is in Dez's home. Case closed ... for now.We'll give Jerry Jones the final word here.What the what?In the video above, you'll see slipping on bare concrete and sliding into a wall. The result of the spill was a torn knee ligament and the premature end of his 2015 season. The incident came one week after quarterback jammed his shoulder after being shoved out of bounds and into the wall.I know the Kent Bazemore Jersey Edward Jones Dome may not have too many more NFL games to host, but you would think this should still be addre sed before somebody else gets hurt. Between the and concrete death trap, the Edward Jones Domes is beginning to take on the look of a final level in Super Mario Bros.How many Tom Brady jerseys does a fan need?Tom Brady led jersey sales at Dicks Sporting Goods for 20 out of 31 days in October. Beckham Jr also was popular Ben Volin (@BenVolin) My only theory on how Brady's jersey can still be this popular: He's been around long enough that people have grown Mario Hezonja Jersey out of or worn out their jersey purchases in a prior decade. That's a pretty great indicator of career achievement when you think about it.Tweet of the WeekEverybody get your roll on - is now on Twitter! Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) I just want to say Daunte Culpepper was a really good quarterback for awhile there. You don't hear his name come up often when talking about stars cut down by injuries in their prime. Get your roll on this weekend.Let's check in with an old friend ...Jim Harbaugh: 'I take a vitamin every day. It's called a steak.' Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) Jim is going to keep the staff of an a sisted living facility very busy one day.The top celebrations from kicker/punters of the week punter Brad Wing:Best punter celebration OF ALL TIME Kyle Bonn (@the_bonnfire) kicker Justin Tucker:Points to Wing for originality and easy cool. Props to Tucker for a camaraderie-building reference.(That's two Drake references in today's End Around. Congrats, Aubrey.)#KeepOnSucking Rodney Hood Jersey is the best young running back on the planet, ble sed with ability that could make him both a perennial All-Pro and a valuable commodity on Madison Avenue. For now, he's just another rookie taking any paycheck that comes his way. It makes you wonder if had a regrettable partnership with before Nike came calling.Quote of the Week"I tell you what, I got some time on my hands. I could be there Sunday, playing the Philadelphia Eagles. I think I can line 'em up, throw for about 300, 400 yards. Get Witten open, get Dez working. A lot of underneath routes. Give McFadden the ball a few times. Maybe do a little end-around, fake the reverse pitchout, let me run downfield and Darren can throw me the ball. About 60 yards out, catch it in full stride and boom, spike it over the damn goalpost. ... Y'all saw me catch all those beers all those years -- damn-near never dropped any of them. You know how much money I could have made playing profe sional football as a tight end? But I can't jump and I can't run fast. That was my problem."-- , fan and descendantUntil next time ...